Emma “Hermione Granger” Watson and i have a thing together. that thing is a restraining order.
there’s a large part of me that wants to sing to her “More Than Words” on a beach somewhere like in those Korean stock videos they show in the back of Kareoke videos. it’d be shots of us walking along the beach, then a shot of the Golden Gate Bridge, then an eagle flying, then me and her making out.
this scene will appear in the movie of my life “How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Boner”. my boner is like the Mens Wearhouse. i guarantee it.
(photo via doinwork:vache. doinwork is a cool hip bro. check his stuff out.)